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Heard on the street in New England...
New idea of how dumb some people really are..."He's dumber than Bush." As you all will hear/read over the next few days, Arlington National Cemetery is looking to expand. You see, according to news sources, it cannot accommodate the dead soldiers (25 bodies per day) of "modern wars" as stated tonight on Wolf Blitzer Reports. MY SOLUTION: How 'bout that nice large property in Crawford, Texas So your wife burned your cap. It'll be another 86 years before they win another on!! From a viewer in Rhode Island and, we suspect, a Yankee fan. UK Home Office Response to U.S. Election November 09, 2004, 02:05:03 AM To the citizens of the United States of America, George
Bush as dump as a post! I know a lot of smart posts and none of them,
well maybe a few, could out think our president. Think it's easy
out there, day in and day out, in all sorts or weather, just standing
there? Give it a try. You'll see. No, Bush is right up
there with the best of them. Of course good hard oak is best, but I
like George just the same. An Election Poem ENOUGH
SAID!!!! "gotta love the yankees cap on fire... perhaps a lingering remnant of the sox as they went blazing by the yanks, on their way to world series glory." A viewer from New Hampshire on November 2, 200 "We where shopping when we were greeting by a group of young people carrying Bush signs. I asked them if they supported the war in Iraq and all said yes. Then I asked if any of them were in the military. One said he just started ROTC but the others said they were still in school. 'Maybe after graduation' said one young lady. An all too typical reaction." Sent in by a viewer from North Adams, Massachusetts on October 21, 2004. "The new Neil Diamond hit song in Boston is Thank the Lord for the Wild Card." Sent in by a Yankee fan on October 2, 2004. "Every Christmas we get a call from friends in Florida and they always tell us how nice and warm it is down there, while we're shoveling snow. I wonder if they'll call this year. The phones might be working by then." At an outdoor cafe in Connecticut September 25, 2004. "Bush/Kerry. Kerry/Bush. Who cares? The Yankees are in Boston, it's the end of the season and nothing else matters..." (We received somewhat harsher words with regards to the parentage of Yankee team members but thought better of including them in these snippets.) Sent in by a Red Sox fan from New Hampshire on September 24, 2004. "W was a REMF back then and he still is today. Sent in by a VET, (state unknown) on September 20, 2004 (If you're unsure about the meaning of REMF, just type it into a search program. It is well know in the military.) "During the war in Vietnam, Senator Kerry fought. President George W. Bush gave aid and comfort to George W. Bush. This is our War President." Sent in by a reader, September 6, 2004 "If you support the policies and character of JOHN KERRY please drive with your headlights on during the day on Fridays. If you support GEORGE BUSH, please drive with your headlights off Friday nights." Sent in by a reader, August 16, 2004 "Tippecanoe with Cheney in it." A college student and history major referring to the 1840 Harrison presidential campaign slogan Tippecanoe and Tyler Too. Harrison was a hero of the battle of Tippecanoe and Tyler was his running mate. August 11, 2004 in Waterford, CT "Election! What election. I thought we just did that a few years ago. Not another one." A teenager clerk at fast food restaurant. August 5, 2004 "Revolution. Yes. If they 'elect' Bush again while everyone wants him out, there will be one and I'm ready." An actor on the Florida Election problems, at a New London Tavern over lunch on August 3, 2004 "He said everything I wanted to hear." A Stop and Shop cashier, nearing retirement, on Kerry's acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention on July 30, 2004 "Sure hope things go as great for another four. At war, broke and everybody thinks we stink...Sure, sign me up." (a sanitized comment for general readers) A Red Sox fan while watching the Yankee game on July 24. "The governor just quit. Taxes are going up again. They can't get anything right in Washington. What's not screwed up that's going on?" (sanitized for general readers) A Connecticut third shift worker at lunch, 2:00 am-July 10, 2004 "Rowland's gone. No tax on the newspaper." A Connecticut newspaper vendor on the July First removal of the sale tax on newspapers in the state. July 5, 2004 "If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? "OK, we know President Clinton can write a big book. But can President Bush read a small one?" At a library, June 21, 2004 "Remember the good old days when gas was a buck ninety a gallon?" At a station on I-95, June 19, 2004 "New with a traditional flavor! What is a traditional flavor?" A customer at Stop & Shop, June 8, 2004 "I guess this means we'll be seeing the Ronald Reagan Film Festival soon on PBS for fundraising. That Bedtime for Bonzo was a real classic." June 9, 2004 "Stay the course! Isn't that what the captain said on the Titanic? At least he went down with the ship." June 3, 2004
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